So two nights ago. Reminder my husband is asleep.
Bill: I don’t want to pitch a tent!
Bill: Because the RV is right there.
Me: What’s in the RV?
Bill: All those little baggies are in there.
Me: What are the little baggies for?
Bill: Mumble Mumble Mumble.
Me: What are all the little baggies for?
Bill: You put your weed in it.
Disclaimer: we do not put weed in little baggies, or anywhere at all. we like to be legal. Also I must note that “You put your weed in in” is sort of an inside joke between some friends of ours. Its pure glory that my husband said this in his sleep.